Wednesday, December 8, 2010

major success story

and before i go play monopoly deal with my honey i just have to quickly share this monumental success story from today!  the three of us were on our way home from the christmas creche exhibit at church when i leaned towards the back seat and got a whiff of a very unmistakably distinct stench.  but i looked under both of baby's legs and her sleeper and carseat were both dry.  how could this be?  am i wrong?  is it just gas?  but after sniffing her (and checking her) every two minutes til we got home i thought i had to for sure be right.

when i got home, i got her out of her carseat (which was still dry!) and took her to her changing table.  after unbuttoning her sleeper i got the best surprise of the day!  a diaper filled (but not leaking in any way!) with lots of baby poop!  WOW!  i worked just like i hear it does for all of the cool moms!  i was floored.  seriously 100% amazed.  it was GLORIOUS!  i can't wait for it to happen again!  i honestly can't remember this every happening before... in her carseat too!  almost too good to be true. 

so to all of you ungrateful moms out there moaning about changing your kid's poopy diaper.  be grateful it is contained (if not, i feel for you) and smile to yourself that you get to enjoy this experience far more frequently than i do.

yikes, i just spotted a spider.  i'm going to run upstairs now.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

yay! what did you do differently? is it the new size of diapers? a new brand? both?
please tell me you squished the spider before going upstairs

ok said...

YAY FOR POOPY DIAPERS!!!!

Mary Mitchell said...

I have always found the word "creche" to be a bit odd.